first update in months(literally)

there was once a tribe chief who had some gastric problems

chief: no fart. doctor. medicine.
boy: aye

boy arrives at doctor.

boy:big chief. no fart
doctor: tell ur chief to take these medicine and come back in a month.

1 month later

boy:big chief. no fart
doctor: here's some stronger medicine. come back in a month

another 1 month later

boy:big chief. no fart
doctor:here's the strongest medicine i have. come back in a YEAR.

1 year later

boy:

"big fart. no chief."

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"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"-longest word in a dictionary o.0

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a vulture was ran over while feasting on a dead carcass.
mum: oh my! thats so horrible!
boy: well, you are what you eat.

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Three men are sitting in the waiting room of a hospital. A nurse walks over to the first one and says, "Congratulations. You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence," he says. "I work for Twin Towers Bank."

A while later, the nurse comes out to congratulate the second man. "You are the proud father of triplets," she tells him.
"That's funny," says the new dad. "I work for AAA."

The third expectant father jumps up, a look of terror on his face, and runs for the door.
"Sir, where are you going?" the nurse calls out.
He yells over his shoulder, "I work for 10,000 Auto Parts!"

first joke a bit long- i hand typed it =.=