my first post since 24th november rofl.

foreigner died and went to heaven. unhappy with his death he confronted st. peter

"I WANT TO BE REVIVED"

st. peter then replied,"you cant, this is heaven"

the foreigner then shouted,"let me be revived or i will haunt u in heaven!"

after thinking through for a moment st. peter thought to himself,"i will make this VERY difficult for him. hehehehe."

so he told the foreigner,"i will let u be revived only if u can do wad i tell u to."

the foreigner nodded his head and agreed

st. peter then said,"i wan you to think of a sentence with green pink n yellow in it."

the foreigner though very hard and said,"one day the phone went 'Green' 'Green'. then i 'Pink' it up and said,' Yellow?'"

"..."

=.= so long