one joke nia i lazy post xD

a man was stranded on an island with a pig n a boarhound.

he was living very well as the island was plentiful with food.

but after a few years, he starts to get lonely. he wants to have a wife to cuddle up to in bed

so lonely,in fact, that the pig even looks attractive. but every time h makes an advance towards the pig, the boarhound would snarl and charge him.

a few months later, the man spotted a speck on the horizon and swam towards it with all his might.

upon reaching it, he found out that the speck was actually a boat with a VERY beautiful lady unconcious in it.

the man brought the lady to the island and when she woke up

she said,"oh how could i ever repay u? u are my saviour! name any favour and i will do it for u!"

the man considers for a moment and says,"can u take the boarhound for a walk?"

ROFLMFAO!!!>.< xD