wa long time no update see why in my other blog =x

One day a mother borned a child that is so ugly...

Mother: "He is such a treasure.."

Father: "Yeah.. Let's bury him."

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Dumbass 1: "Hey you!! Why are you washing your face at the toilet bowl?!"

Dumbass 2: "Why the water's clear... and it looks clean!"

Dumbass 1: "Thats not why... I drink there and you will rinse your face there?!"

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Grandpa: "Can you fetch some ice cream from the freezer?"

Grandma: "Sure"

Grandpa: "Dont be forgetful again, Get me ICE CREAM ok!?"

Grandma: "Yes I will, If you want I'll get your favorite flavored ice cream.. Vanilla.."

Grandpa: "OK"

Grandma: "Here. Heres the hotdog"

Grandpa: "Damn you! you're so forgetful! You are just too old..."

Grandma: "What??"

Granpa: "You forgot the ketchup.."

kk peace out man