Dan:Hello!!!Its time of Dan's jokes!!I'm here to provide laughter at other people's expense XD
Here at a couple of topics I will cover XD:
Dumb blonde jokes
Yo Mama jokes
Etc.
XD

Here's a couple for starters XD

Did you hear about the blonde who was using her camera backwards?
Apperently,her act was caught on film XD

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She had to break a window to get out!

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
---------------------Enough Blonde jokes XD Now its Your Mama time!! XD--------------------
Your mama's soo ugly,people dress as her for Halloween

Your mama's soo fat,when I try driving around her,I ran out of gas.

Your mama's soo stupid,she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Your mama's soo fat that shecan't even fit this joke.

Your mama's soo fat that when I climbed over her,I gave God a high-5.

Your mama's soo old that she was there when fire was found.

Your mama's soo stupid,she asked me the number to "999"
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That's all folks for now XD Hope you enjoyed them.If not,that's your problem XD
Dan signing off XD Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XD

Dan
Member of the Dark EonZ
"Hard work never killed anyone,but why take the chance?"-Dan XD