Okay, Tim and Alen were taking a walk down the park. It was a sunny day and the birds were chirping.

Then suddenly Tim falls on the ground and starts to shake.

Alen is in shock, but then quickly whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

Once the operator picks up he says “Help me! Help me!”

The operator responds: “Okay, Breath , than tell me what happened.” She said.

Alen breaths in, then he gasps and blurts out

“MY FRIEND IS DEAD!”

And the operator responds "Okay, First make sure he’s dead.”

“-------”

There was silence on the phone, then the operator heard a gunshot.

“Okay now what?” Alen said.

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day.

She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde,

“What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

end of update... short one haha