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Saturday, January 24, 2009

some jokes thanks to some GIRL that sent to someone:)

(1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom asked 'How do you know?' Girl replied 'Last night when we made love, his cock was still inplastic cover.'

(2) Bangladesh Worker: 'Sir, me no come to work, me sick.'Boss: ' When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it.' 2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: 'Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You gotnice house.'

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.Man asked: 'Why? Want to have sex again?'Thai Girl replied: 'No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.'

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it. To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True?Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:'Anyone got a cock?' All men rose.'I meant anyone seen a cock?' All women rose. 'I mean anyone seen my cock?' All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said' Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you.'

(8) Girl: 'Mom what is a penis?'Mom: 'When you become a good girl you will get one.'Girl: 'But mom what if I am not a good girl?'Mom: 'Then you will get many!'

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:'If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?'Secretary: 'Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.'

(10) Schoolgirl: 'I do not want to take the sex Education class.'Teacher: 'Why?'Schoolgirl: 'Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral.'

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile. Ist: 'I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you closeby?'2nd: 'No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing thetonsils.'

(12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought

laughter is the best medicine.

8:21 PM

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God made man. everything else is Made In China Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Man to his wife: "The bad news is that we owe $100, 000 in university loans for the kids, a month's salary in back taxes, and our retirement fund is sinking."Wife: "What's the good news?"Husband: "Our identity has been stolen."

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My five-year-old, Katie, asked what I did at work. I explained that part of my job in the research lab was experimenting with mice and rats. Weeks later, at a school function, Katie's teacher expressed interest in my job. ''The children were describing where their parents work, '' she chuckled, ''and Katie told us that her mum works for rats.''

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Each morning I do a mad dash to drop my son off at daycare so I can get to work on time.
How impatient I had become hit home one morning when Tyler piped up from the back of the car, ''Our car is really fast and everyone else's is slow because they're all idiots, right, Mum?''

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"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" the teacher asked her Year Seven students.

Everyone but John raised a hand to answer."Do you know, John?" she asked.

"Dammit, I don't know and I don't care!" the boy yelled, arms crossed. "Stop asking me stupid questions."

Upset, the teacher kept John after class and called his father for a conference."What's the problem?" John's dad asked when he arrived.

"Why is my son in detention?"

"I asked John who killed Abe Lincoln and he cursed and said he didn't know and didn't care, and told me to stop asking him questions," she said.

Furious with his son, the man grabbed John by the collar.

"What's your problem, son?" he shouted. "If you killed the man, just say so."

laughter is the best medicine.

5:53 AM

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

LIFE'S LIKE THAT

Yeah...I noticed...There are loads of cases of drug addicts nowadays...Anyone wanna wonder why?No...Its not because drugs are easily get(But good reason though).The real reason is...

ALL OF THE ANTI-DRUG SLOGANS!!!!

Suprised?Don't be..Noticed how that people nowadays prefer to do what that is forbidden?

I mean...The more anti-drug slogans I see,the more I wanna try drugs...I know that's stupid but,human nature is like that...Haha...Till next time,I'll bring out more facts of life and view them in a different light.Chiaoz!!!

laughter is the best medicine.

4:58 AM

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

ok some pictures the first one originally by dan adapted by me

actually only 2 but the first is worth copying and printing and pasting at the front of EVERY class.

laughter is the best medicine.

5:44 AM

Monday, January 5, 2009

Oh yeah...I saw this cool sign once some where..Had me bluffed if I didn't saw bullet holes all over the signs...Knocked me off being crazy for sometime...

NO TRESPASSING
TRESPASSERS WILL THE SHOT
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN =)

Makes you wanna think about those poor idiots who failed to follow the signs....

I pay my respects to those you proved that follow signs always saves your life.No matter how crazy the sign is.........XIII

laughter is the best medicine.

12:20 AM

Thursday, January 1, 2009

my first post since 24th november rofl.

foreigner died and went to heaven. unhappy with his death he confronted st. peter

"I WANT TO BE REVIVED"

st. peter then replied,"you cant, this is heaven"

the foreigner then shouted,"let me be revived or i will haunt u in heaven!"

after thinking through for a moment st. peter thought to himself,"i will make this VERY difficult for him. hehehehe."

so he told the foreigner,"i will let u be revived only if u can do wad i tell u to."

the foreigner nodded his head and agreed

st. peter then said,"i wan you to think of a sentence with green pink n yellow in it."

the foreigner though very hard and said,"one day the phone went 'Green' 'Green'. then i 'Pink' it up and said,' Yellow?'"

"..."

=.= so long

laughter is the best medicine.

11:45 PM