so sian gonna post 1 joke after a loooong loooong time xD i love this joke though

One fine day, Little Johnny decided to make a time machine.

after a while he told himself

"im gonna make this time machine"

"then teleport myself to yesterday"

"bring myself to tomorrow"

"and skip this damned task!"

rofl!!!!

one joke nia i lazy post xD

a man was stranded on an island with a pig n a boarhound.

he was living very well as the island was plentiful with food.

but after a few years, he starts to get lonely. he wants to have a wife to cuddle up to in bed

so lonely,in fact, that the pig even looks attractive. but every time h makes an advance towards the pig, the boarhound would snarl and charge him.

a few months later, the man spotted a speck on the horizon and swam towards it with all his might.

upon reaching it, he found out that the speck was actually a boat with a VERY beautiful lady unconcious in it.

the man brought the lady to the island and when she woke up

she said,"oh how could i ever repay u? u are my saviour! name any favour and i will do it for u!"

the man considers for a moment and says,"can u take the boarhound for a walk?"

ROFLMFAO!!!>.< xD

hmmz. dan i agree with u =.=
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU X3HATRED?

A guy wanted to go to the airport.

passing the petrol station, he asked the attendant for directions.

he asked,"which is the fastest way to the airport?"

the attendant then asked him,"are you driving or walking?"

"driving"

"thats definitely the fastest way"

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