Darth Vader Vs Japanese Police!!!

some more videos.... damn samuel im dead from laughing..






muahaha ROFLMFAO!!!!

i think im gonna get sued for posting this but who cares man here's a series of vid on hitler!

this is abt ERP


this is abt his stolen car


this is abt WoW


this is abt xbox live


o god that was so funny i ROFLMAO!!!

long time no update le cos lazy online =))

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.

Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?

"Yes it is," the man replies.

"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.

"No thanks," the man replies.

"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.

"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.

"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.

"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.

"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.

"Yes it is," replies the man.

"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.

"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.

"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."

"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.

"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.

"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.

"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's day-light robbery!! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness, the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

"Don't you start that crap in here now," the priest says.

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A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Just a radio, dad, with a ferrari around it.

k la i think i goin to get scolded le bb

some videos most of u shud already have watched =)





check this video out those moves GOTTA hurt man...


Mr faizal my SS teacher showed tis to us ROFLMAO


tis is some video about lee kuan yew i think


k go le xD

my mum block my internet so no more jokes in the mean time... 1 picture courtesy of samuel!

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.


The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"



"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."


The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

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One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the man says, "I can guess your age."

The woman doesn't believe her, but tells him to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your skirt," he says.

She doesn't understand but does it anyway. he inspects her rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing," the woman says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

p.s. ultimate scammer EWWW!!!

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One day John went to school to learn about logic. He approached the professor and asked,
"Sir, what is logic?". The professor explained what logic was but John didnt get it. So the professor gave him an example by asking, "John, do you have gardening tools?"
John: "Yes"
Prof: "By using logic, I can assume that you have a garden right?"
John: "Correct"
Prof: "Knowing that you have a garden, I can again assume that you have a home right?"
John: "Right!"
Prof: "Ok, now using logic again, I can again assume that you have a wife."
John: "Wow, so thats whats logic's all about!"

While on his way home, he saw Burt. John wanted to show his new knowledge.
John: "Burt, do you have gardening tools?"
Burt: "None."
John: "Then you're gay.."

p.s. dun understand then read again

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Q: What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
A: Stress = wife is pregnant
Tension= girlfriend is pregnant
Panic = when both are pregnant.

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A little girl asked her mother how the humans appeared.
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all men was made."

Two days later, the girl asked the same question but this time, to the father.
The father answered, "Many years ao, there were monkeys from which the human evolved.

Confused with the different answers, the little girl consulted her mother asking, "Mom, how is it possible that the human race was created by God and that Dad said we evolved from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family while Dad told his."

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A young and attractive student comes to a professor's office during school hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes.

"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"*Anything*."

His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

"*Anything*."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"

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loved these jokes XD

A drunk was in front of a judge.

The judge said, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk said, "Okay, let's get started!"

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A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"

The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"

The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with
your hands in someone's mouth.
"Dentist: "I just think of it as having my
hands in their wallet."

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A man calls into the police station and says,


"My wife is missing."The officer asks,


"How long has she been gone?"


"A month."


"Why did you wait so long to report it?"


"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream,


then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."


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i have no idea who sadarji is. lol thats all